The Grecian (swimsuit)+ a Roman Empress + Off-gridding in the city
May I recommend
This swimsuit
Listen, I KNOW we’re in the depths of winter and the thought of taking a shower, let alone plunging oneself into an icy lake/pool/ocean is deeply unappealing, but such is my love and passion for The Grecian that I could no longer keep quiet. I am COMPELLED to write about it at this seasonally inappropriate time.
This is a wonderful one-piecer. It is comfortable. It is durable. It fits well.
I am blessed with both a jolly tummy and a butt so flat it looks like I’ve shoved a small pizza box down my pants —In my family, this rear end is affectionately (?) known as the Tector Flass — The combined effect of the roundy fronty and flaty backy is that swimsuits often ride up my butt crack.
Not this friend, though! It provides coverage without seeming like grandma’s bathing costume. It’s got pretty straps and that nice thing happening at the chest which is fun and interesting and restrains any boobalanches. I have about four different versions of this a…
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