May I recommend Being from Quebec’s Eastern Townships. Look, I know this is going to be tricky for a lot of you to pull off, but you should at least try. You can go to school there (like Andrew did) or marry into it (like Andrew also did - really, his keenness is commendable) or move there in later life (like Andrew might do one day, ha ha, little does he know the master plan) but the best way to succeed at being a Townshipper is to just, well, be from here.
Being From the Eastern Townships + archival disasters + grudging Olympics
What is a poutine??? I am guessing it’s not a Frenchified Vladimir Putin in edible form…