May I recommend The goddamn Ottawa River This thing is a BEAST. It’s gigantic and wide and really full of water. It’s not some kind of half hearted river, but a big one that has waterfalls and rapids and islands and cormorants and sturgeons and tiny little pebbles and giant massive boulders. It’s got a lot going on and it doesn’t get its due.
The rivers that don’t even deserve a paragraph! 😂 Also, that grandma was a magician.